The Ontario College of Psychologists, the governing body of Clinical Psychologist of which Dr. Jordan Peterson is (was) a member of has assigned Gad Saad, Professor, Evolutionary Behavioral Scientist, Author the task of “re-educating’ Dr, Peterson.  Here are the 16 items Dr. Peterson is required to post over social media to demonstrate that he has been reformed and exorcized of the evil right demon.  Only after he acknowledges and publicly notes these ridiculous conditions may he retain his license:

 1. Men can get pregnant

2. Men can menstruate

3. Some women have 9 inch penisis

4. The climate crisis is so dire that we have less than 2 years left as a species

5. Justin Trudeau is what a strong leader looks like

6. Gas stoves are immoral

7. Fossil Fuels are the devils juice

8. Joe Biden is an honest president whereas Orange Himmler must be jailed

9. The scientific method is a form of white supremacy

10. Fauci is science

11. Covid vaccines should be administered every second Tuesday of every month in perpetuity

12. Peterson must recognized that he is a colonizer who is benefiting from stolen land.  He must do so as his first tweet every day for the next two years.

13.  Occasional cortex AOC is NOT a ‘narcissistic airhead’

14. We cannot understand human nature if not informed by intersectional feminism

15. Canada is built by white supremacy and systematic racism

16. Jwal (?) is the most beautiful sound in nature